My Baby’s Put on Her Shopping Jeans

by Rolf Schnyder and Michael 'Max' McGee

Genre: Rock

Lyrics

My Baby’s Put on Her Shopping Jeans

Verse 1
It’s Macy’s and Bloomies
And then Saks 5th avenue
Then onto Walmart and Kmart
Sears and Target too
The jewelry and the clothing
Just don’t stand a chance
She’s like Hurricane Katrina
With a charge card in each hand

Chorus
My Baby’s Put on Her Shopping Jeans
The ones with extra large pockets
And extra strong seams
My Baby’s Put on Her Shopping Jeans
To hold all the gift cards and coupons
She’s ever gonna need
My Baby’s Put on Her Shopping Jeans
Lord, My Baby’s Put on Her Shopping Jeans

Verse 2
I’ve never seen a mall
That she could ever pass by
Buy one get one free
Seems to be her battle cry
When she’s put on that green beret
And makes plans for her attack
I’d feel a whole lot safer
In a HumVee in Iraq

Chorus
But I put on my Shopping Jeans
The ones where the holes in my wallet
Can clearly be seen
But I Put on my Shopping Jeans
And prepare for the withdrawal pains
From the ATM machines
Cause My Baby’s Put on Her Shopping Jeans
My Baby’s Put on Her Shopping Jeans

Bridge
She gets the Black Fridays
I get the Blue Mondays
Here’s hoping they don’t repossess the Hyundai

Chorus
My Baby’s Put on Her Shopping Jeans
The ones with extra large pockets
And extra strong seams
My Baby’s Put on Her Shopping Jeans
To hold all the gift cards and coupons
She’s ever gonna need
My Baby’s Put on Her Shopping Jeans
Lord, My Baby’s Put on Her Shopping Jeans

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Copyright Michael McGee and Rolf Schnyder 2007

Contact: Rolf and Monika Schnyder, Ch. Grand Zavuisse, 1971 Grimisuat, Switzerland
Phone: 027 455 26 32, from USA: 01141 27 455 26 32
www.songwriter.li – info@songwriter.li

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